Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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