So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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