We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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