Are we in a gay sports bar?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
