Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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