He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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