Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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