I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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