That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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