Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
then he tried to convert me to islam
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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