Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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