i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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