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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
