i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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