don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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