How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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