i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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