My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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