i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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