You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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