i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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