Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dicks are not precious.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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