You're so nebulous sometimes
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana