Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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