After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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