hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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