so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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