You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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