Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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