My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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