I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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