Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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