I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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