Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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