guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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