awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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