I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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