i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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