Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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