found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?