She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn