Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"