There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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