I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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