But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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