jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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