when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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