He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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