Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I woke up under a house in Key West
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