Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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