My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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