Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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