I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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