is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Shame - the story of my life.
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